You fool, you've doomed us all!

August | Male | 17

Just trying to do something useful with my life, I'll finish writing this when I'm less tired.


*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

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when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

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my moms favorite pastime is to come into my room, insult all of my life choices, list everything i already know i need to do making me 10x more stressed about it than i was before, then leave my door open

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I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

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